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Twitter Addiction Side Effects

07 July 2009 | social-media | 1 Comment

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Are You Addicted to Twitter?

The fastest way to know if you’re addicted to Twitter is to take the quiz. The other way is to look at the 46 phases of Twitter which range from “1. Hear the word Twitter. Scoff.” to “25. Make it your life mission to get RT’d.” to “44. Think to self, ‘I should twitter that.’” to see if you’ve completed the final stages.

8 Side Effects of Twitter Addiction

I’m no doctor and studies that I just made up in my head show that addiction to Twitter side effects can be:

  1. Verbal diarrheaing via SMS.
  2. Telling your children to behave or you’ll Twitter about them.
  3. Eye twitching when others mock The Twitter Bird.
  4. Drunk Twittering about barf and stating that you feel “sdjkxg%sy” tonight.
  5. Strong desire to evangelize about Twitter to others.
  6. Strong desire to roll eyes at companies not on Twitter.
  7. Increase in anger levels due to robotic spambots.
  8. MY FAVORITE: Twitterbutt which is defined by thick lady hips from your butt melting, shifting and spreading as you sit at your computer for too long because you can’t step away from Twitter without missing some crucial news about cheese or Michael Jackson.
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1 Comment for this entry

  • Justin Wright
    July 10th, 2009 on 2:15 pm

    Ahh good ol’ drunk tweets. I’ve done it in a the past a few times but have managed to kick the habit.

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